She is dead.
She was one of California’s top general doctors according to her Facebook page.
She had this Santa Claus fetish.
She liked heavy breathing.
She smelled funny.
She was found dead in her boyfriend’s chimney.
The End.
A couple days ago I explained how a bunch of goofball writers bought a bunch of stuff at thrift stores and put it on eBay writing lies about the backstory of each item.
Genius was the term I used. Now, I’m changing my tune.
Liars and spammers is who they are.
We’ll be adding a new story every single weekday, through July and August at least. (We’ve gotten a lot of great early press/blog coverage.) The writers are coming up with amazing stuff: Funny, sad, poignant, weird, perverse. And we have some interesting collaborations in the works that will take the story/object team-up in different directions still.
Not only are they liars, they stole the emblem of the Salvation Army!
Fakers Logo
Unfake Logo
I was kidding around before, but today I got some spam from them. And we all know how we love spam.
So I’m just getting the word out. Bidding aside, I hope you’ll check out some of the stories. (Though obviously I’d be thrilled if you chose to support these writers with a bid.) Leave a comment, tell a friend — or just enjoy some very imaginative new fiction, for free. We think it’s a cool way of thinking about objects and value.
Well guess what? Lying and spamming and stealing a charity logo is not “cool.”
Especially when they didn’t link back.
Losers.
Whilst sitting in Section 121 of the old ball field on Friday night, Nancy spotted St. Todd DeCubbville’s younger doppelganger. And it was a good one. Once glance over my should his direction and I had him spotted.
Here is the Homer Simpson doppelganger that hit my inbox this morning.
Note: Boobie eyes (and so much more ) if you click the image… you have been warned.
Here is a Constant Velocity Joint. If you have a front wheel drive car, you have two of them! The drive shaft (green) turns the red joint which is allowed to pivot with the wheels so you can drive with one wheel in the left ditch and one wheel on the road in the left lane at SIXTY mph with your left turn signal flashing.
