Monthly Archive for March, 2007

I’m Missing the Booze

What really sucks about this age is having to limit my intake of “adult beverages” as my friend Wild Bill likes to call them.

I wasn’t a power drinker before I got put on drugs for high blood pressure and other ailments.  But I liked to have a couple beers after golf, or one after mowing the yard, then maybe my wife and I would share a pitcher of margaritas in the evening sitting outside in the warmer months.

I love Pina Coladas too. Rum and coke. Bourbon and coke. Long Island Iced Tea.

Drinking red wine is good for boomers too.  Problem is, once you open a bottle it has to be finished, right?  So I would have 2/3 of the bottle and my wife 1/3.

So now I’m limiting my intake.  Blech.

Once VoIP, Always VoIP

Earlier I wrote about our decision to drop VoIP and go back to landline. We wanted to keep our same phone number naturally.

Yeah, right. First, we thought we might give Vonage a shot with the VoIP. Not available in our area (the middle of a city of 50,000.)

For simplicity’s sake (that’s always a curse) I thought I’d sign up with ATT/BellSouth/Cingular/Freds. I could imagine the drool falling from the guys mouth when he found out we weren’t presently a customer. So gave them all the crap they needed. Our service would be changed in two days and we would get a call confirming everything.

What we got was a voice mail saying they couldn’t “port” our existing number.” Which in tech speak means we would have to change numbers. Yuk. Decided we would explore other alternatives.

We were with Momentum land line for local and long distance before VoIP, so we gave them a call. Sure, they would be glad to have us back. Took all the billing crap etc. and asked for our current provider. They can’t port numbers from VoIP.

BTW: both Momentum and ABC/Freds both confirmed our order in writing.

So here we are, still on VoIP because apparently the landline phone companies are extracting their revenge.

What doesn’t kill you makes you stronger.

Serious Envy

I’m seriously envious of people who have this kind of talent. link and link.

As I watched,  the artist (Nico Di Mattia ) was changing and adding and subtracting lines and colors and details where I wouldn’t even think of. I thought it was a fascinating five minutes.

What Happens If You Get Seriously Ill on a Plane?

Carole Adams, a flight attendant on Southwest Airlines, gives her first person account.

A passenger approached her and said she didn’t feel well, was weak and had pain in her midchest under her arms.

Everyone knows flight attendants are trained to do much more than serve drinks and fetch pillows. This reassuring blog explains the controlled and professional manner exhibited in what may have been a life-threatening situation.

She says, “Were we scared? Concerned for the patient, yes. Scared, no.”

I didn’t know there was such a company like MedLink to provide assistance for inflight medical emergencies.

Since we fly Southwest a lot, I was glad to learn this information.

No TV Until You’re 16 Years Old.

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I remember JFK is blogging about game shows in the sixties. People are always freaked when I tell them we didn’t own a TV until the early sixties. I never asked my folks why. We could afford it, we had a nice house, and drove decent cars, and I we had nice clothes.

But we got along fine without TV. It was easier then.

Sometimes I would get to walk to my Grandma and Grandpa’s house and watch their set. Kinda bugged me though because if I went on a Friday night, Grandma would always want to watch boxing.

Saturday mornings were OK though. They were always busy doing other things so I got to watch Winky Dink, the Lone Ranger, and maybe some cartoons, I don’t really remember.

I do remember the surprise Dad had for us one winter. He said since Grandpa and Grandma had gone to Florida for the winter, we could bring their TV to our house until the got home in the spring.

He bought a used TV antenna and put it on a pole beside the house. Since this was just a temporary antenna, we didn’t have a rotor to adjust it to get a better signal. So when we got the TV, he adjusted it so we could get two of the three networks pretty good. The third was very snowy. So we really only had two networks for us to watch.

I mean, would you want to go outside in the dead of winter in Michigan and grab a lead pipe and turn it to adjust the antenna?

But once in a while we did. How did the person doing the twirling of the pole know when to stop? The person in the house watch the TV would scream GOOOOD.

But the really bad part was when we would get a slight thaw and the water on the pole would freeze in the base. Then it wouldn’t turn – unless we heated up some water and thawed it out. Yep, we did that once in a while too.

My wife claims to this day, I’m a couch potato because I was deprived of watching TV when I was growing up.