Archive for June, 2007

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Jun

Boomer Bruno Willis Still a Stud

   Posted by: goinglikesixty    in Entertainment

Apparently boomer Bruce Willis still has “it.” As we left the theater last night a young boy behind us was offering his opinion of the movie, when an older woman he was with asked if he liked it. His responded, “well you wanted to see it.” I turned around and said to her “busted.” [...]
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30
Jun

The Mental Part of Mowing

   Posted by: goinglikesixty    in Health

Since my wife had her leg amputated knee scoped to remove a piece of bone, it’s rained like crazy causing the grass to grow.  I like droughts, I don’t have crops, what do I care if my grass dries up and dies?  Anyway, I really really dislike mowing the yard.  We used to live in an [...]
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30
Jun

The Drama Behind My Hatred of Squirrels

   Posted by: goinglikesixty    in Random

Squirrels are malaria ridden, tuberculois carrying, flea infested, SARS infected rodents. You want to find out for sure they are rodents? Check your homeowner’s insurance poolicy. Specifically excluded will be “damaged caused to your double wide caused by rodents. Rodents include squirrels… blah, blah, blah. The coolest home we ever owned was a 3500 square [...]
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30
Jun

Why is There Always Music?

   Posted by: goinglikesixty    in Entertainment

Quicky:  What makes people think that whereever there is a large gathering of people, there has to be music.   I’m not talking about live music, I’m talking about a CD player, or worse yet, a radio? There was music playing when I was on the houseboat on a beautiful summer day (lets drown out the slap of the [...]
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29
Jun

Paris Hilton / Ann Coulter Compared and Contrasted

   Posted by: goinglikesixty    in Entertainment

Since nobody took me up on my offer to take this as a post, I will start. Feel free to join in, this will probably be an ongoing thing. Ann is blonde, Paris is blonde Ann uses polysyllabic words, paris doesn’t Paris can strut, Ann never walks Paris knows how to pose, Ann can’t keep her mouth shut Ann’s body language [...]
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29
Jun

Friday Five - Posts That Just Didn’t Work.

   Posted by: goinglikesixty    in Friday Five

Dave Barry and Scott Adams are the same person My undeveloped twin Why we should teach profanity in school What I learned from Ozzy Osbourne Why Nana was a welder
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28
Jun

O Boy O Boy Goodie Goodie They’re Here!

   Posted by: goinglikesixty    in Entertainment

I got my gaping void cards today!!!
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28
Jun

Lower Your Cholesterol by Drinking More Milk

   Posted by: goinglikesixty    in Education, Food, Health

Kroger has just made lowering your cholesterol much easier. Yes, Kroger!  This breakthrough product will be carried in all their stores including Ralphs, Fred Meyer, Food 4 Less, King Soopers, Smith’s and Smith’s Marketplace, Fry’s and Fry’s Marketplace, Dillons, QFC and City Market. It’s a new non-fat milk and it accomplishes this feat with the addition [...]
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