- Non calor sed umor est qui nobis incommodat
- Las Vegas: it’s only a gambling problem if you’re losing
- Smoke: Because no one should infringe upon your right to cough up black phlegm
- SUV’s: Screwing with the environment, but in style
- Hip Hop: Just like real music but with profoundly stupid lyrics.
http://www.brodietech.com/liontales/2007/04/lucky-me.html
“Terry Byrnes, the VP of customer service. He told me I was being 86ed because they couldn’t figure out how to make a profit off me.”
Go figure.