Headlines You Will Never Read

I love a good pun.  Junkiness always has good ones.  Today’s were at the expense of the president’s gastric distress.

The aide then disclosed some of the President’s more colorful expressions for gastric distress:

  • Calling for a poop surge
  • Asking what would Jesus spew
  • Dealing with the cut and runs

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3 Responses to “Headlines You Will Never Read”


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    I think I need one of those Alzheimer’s dogs — do they remember stuff for ya? lol
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    Damn! I really do need one of those dogs — I put my comment in the wrong place!
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    :-) :-) :-)

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