Heart Attack.
He looks like a friendly and likeable guy,
who spent a part of his life improving the lonely fry.
In the fifties, when burgers were fifteen cents and fries a dime;
he improved the process so fries were eaten all the time.
Ray Kroc was looking for consistency no matter what the season,
so good old Ed came up with the idea of makin’ and freezin.
Later in life, he was working with sugar, and Kraft got on their knees
asking the guy from Wisconsin to help with their cheese.
He helped cardiac surgeons, and hurt the cheeze biz,
by helping develop the squirtably soft ubiquitous Cheeze Whiz.
Ah, it doesn’t really work, but it’s Sunday morning, whaddya want, Longfellow?
That’s the best it gets folks.







@Kay, LOL, very good!
Ed was a great father, and father In-Law. He was a kind man and a giving man who gave money to charities.
He was a great man none the less and it is sad to have writers like you spoo jiberish about hi because he is now dead.
Oh and P.S. Paul, you. Unfortunately you miss the point entirely. Bad habits do NOT a bad person make, albeit unfortunately if your habits are skurvy enough, death can, may and might appear.
Plus: Mark is my adopted big brother, and if you fuck with him you fuck with ME. Please, direct your venom elsewhere. You certainly appear to have a wealth of it to share as I’m sure you see.
Kisses! But not for you, smart guy.