This is just a very funny post that I wanted to share. I wrote earlier about a father and son texting. I doubt that I can add Boomer Texting Vocabulary, but I’ll try. Thanks to Free Range Librarian for this classic post.
the Boomer’s Texting Vocabulary… handy shortcuts for those of us of a certain age. Feel free to share with your BFF Jill.
BTV (Boomer’s Texting Vocabulary)
WMG: Where’s my glasses?
WMK: Where’s my keys?
WAIITR: Why am I in this room?
WDIPMC: Where did I park my car?
IDR: I don’t remember
IFYRN: I forgot your real name
FANOI: F***, another night of insomnia
There are a lot more, and some great additions by commenters.
WAY: Who are you?
DIPMA: Damn! I peed myself again!
DITTGPOTRP: Do I take the green pills or the red pills?
@Rhea: Right! Every boomer I’ve talked to says they don’t text, but if they have kids that text, they always say, but I”m going to start! I can’t see boomers texting boomers. But what do I know? I don’t even have a cell phone.
WDYGA: Where Did You Go Again?
WIM: Where is Metamucil
WIP: Where is Pepto
Shall we bury you in that time capsule?
Heh, maybe so!