Since nobody took me up on my offer to take this as a post, I will start.

Feel free to join in, this will probably be an ongoing thing.

• Ann is blonde, Paris is blonde
• Ann uses polysyllabic words, paris doesn’t
• Paris can strut, Ann never walks
• Paris knows how to pose, Ann can’t keep her mouth shut
• Ann’s body language is “I’ll eat your babies.” Paris’s is “I want to make babies.”
• Ann knows who’s president, Paris does too
• Ann knows who is Secretary of State, Paris knows who the president is
• Paris has a dog, Ann will call you a dog
• Ann reads books, Paris has a book