French Fry and Cheez Whiz Guy Dies

 Ed Traisman

Heart Attack.

He looks like a friendly and likeable guy,

who spent a part of his life improving the lonely fry.

In the fifties, when burgers were fifteen cents and fries a dime;

he improved the process so fries were eaten all the time.

Ray Kroc was looking for consistency no matter what the season,

so good old Ed came up with the idea of makin’ and freezin.

Later in life, he was working with sugar,  and Kraft got on their knees

asking the guy from Wisconsin to help with their cheese.

He helped cardiac surgeons, and hurt the cheeze biz,

by helping develop the squirtably soft  ubiquitous Cheeze Whiz.

Ah, it doesn’t really work, but it’s Sunday morning, whaddya want, Longfellow?

That’s the best it gets folks.

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French Fry and Cheez Whiz Guy Dies — 8 Comments

  1. Actually, I’d prefer a sonnet a la Robert Browning but your poetry could be verse!!!!!! The Kay heads outta here grinning, ducking and running like hell!!!

  2. @phlegmfatale yah, no joke, I’ll be writing about this more.
    @Kay, LOL, very good!

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  4. First off to the writer of this story. You are an idiot. Next time do the research on the person. True as some of the fact are next time why don’t you tell us a little about the man.
    Ed was a great father, and father In-Law. He was a kind man and a giving man who gave money to charities.
    He was a great man none the less and it is sad to have writers like you spoo jiberish about hi because he is now dead.

  5. Mark sweetie, as a Phildelphia native I love me some Whiz. And I always say if you’re intent upon killing yourself with habits, do it TO THE HILT.

    Oh and P.S. Paul, you. Unfortunately you miss the point entirely. Bad habits do NOT a bad person make, albeit unfortunately if your habits are skurvy enough, death can, may and might appear.

    Plus: Mark is my adopted big brother, and if you fuck with him you fuck with ME. Please, direct your venom elsewhere. You certainly appear to have a wealth of it to share as I’m sure you see.

    Kisses! But not for you, smart guy.

  6. @ Paul: I didn’t know the man. If you’re referring to my other post about him helping killing Americans. My opinion – if you want to deal with it more, talk to glcrumpacker.

  7. Again, your should aim your attacks elsewhere. You better make a better contribution to this world than these little article. Ed did so many wonderful things with his life and gave so much that you very few of us could hold a candle to.