A San Diego company says it take belly blubber and give anyone bigger breasts. When Men’s Fitness endorses man boobs, I am ready. The “weight distribution” can be done in an hour the company claims.
In the meantime, the procedure is recommended as an alternative for silicone.
Targeted initially at cancer patients, the procedure could be introduced across Europe by early next year. No word on whether or when the technique might be approved in the United States.
Minor liposuction removes excess fat from a patient’s stomach or butt, which is then injected into breast tissue. Breasts enlarge (up to two cups sizes, researchers say) over about six months.
If I was a female, and they restributed by belly weight, I’d look something like this:
In the meantime, they are bound to make it possible to be a belly fat donor, so I am working on improving the quality of my belly blubber by experimenting with a diet of M&M’s and Miller Chiller.
Wish me luck.
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