In “Daddy Was the Apple of My Eye,” Vince sings, “No castle in the South of France/but what we had were underpants/That made us feel like royalty.” Duet partner and mono-monikered Apple then sings, “his hands were hard/his waist band soft.” The video also features several other grown men dressed in fruit costumes playing instruments.
I’m in my Fruit-of-the-Looms today reminiscing about my favorite verse, learned long ago in a place far, far away.
Here I sit broken-hearted,
Tried to shit and only farted.
If I didn’t have another assignment, I would probably pen an “Ode to Going Commando.”
UPDATE: I thought this must have been news to be in the “news”paper. Guess not.
Here is a site that has all the poop, including lyrics and link to video.
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