1. Eat less.
2. Don’t ask for money all the time.
3. Are easier to train.
4. Normally come when called.
5. Never ask to drive the car.
6. Don’t hang out with drug-using friends.
7. Don’t smoke or drink.
8. Don’t have to buy the latest fashions.
9. Don’t want to wear your clothes or jewelry.
10. Don’t need a “gazillion” dollars for college.
And finally…
11. If they get pregnant, you can sell their children!
1. Don’t bombard you with their dramas.
2. Don’t give you lip.
3. Don’t think it’s all about them.
4. Don’t talk about themselves every minute that they’re awake.
I love all the dogs, cats, and horses in my family, but I still love human kids more. Besides, some of my pets have been known to have a beer and a smoke.
You’re creepy because you buy beer and smokes for your underage dogs.
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