If a blog contains any of these in the first paragraph, I stop reading.
- Has it been that long since I posted?
- I MAY post pictures later.
- I don’t really have anything to say.
- Associate Press article cut and pasted
- Well I almost went to (insert place here)






You forgot “Well, my depression is back with a vengeance…”
Sorry it’s been so long since I’ve posted…
I can’t believe it’s been so long…
I am so sorry I…
ETC.
Here is a picture of my cat.
My X came by and…
I post for pay.
I can’t seem to get started today…
Life sucks.
@Rhea, those are all good variations on the same theme.
@Mushy, some of those cat pictures are a riot. Plus I post pictures of my dogs, so I like to look at animal pix. Your others are good.
Life sucks, if followed by something really juicy can be good!