Happy Dance Because I Won

Published on July 27, 2007 in Writing.

I won. The rest of you are losers.

I am the winner because I was able to decipher these inordinately complicated instructions:

Here’s the deal: You pick a letter to alliterate the heck out of (hopefully not ending your sentences with prepositions, like I tend to do) and then find words in your handy dandy Webster’s Theasaurus or at Thesaurus.com that mean the same things as The Words I’ve chosen.

The Words: Like The Words of God or Redneck Diva. Both highly revered.

Neener, neener, neener. Where do I pick up my prize?
I’d like to thank all the little people. Dwarfs, midgets, munchkins, jockeys, old ladies.
And most of all… Thank you Jesus.

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Jul 27th, 2007 at 8:01 pm

You are, by far, the most excited winner we’ve had! I don’t think in all the months I’ve been hosting the challenge, we’ve ever had a winner “neener” in jubilation!

I think the site has met its final moments and due to complete and utter lack of interest by anyone (other than you and I), it looks like I’ll be shutting ‘er down.

RIP, WitToI, RIP.
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Jul 27th, 2007 at 8:02 pm

You’re welcome.
3
Jul 27th, 2007 at 9:47 pm

@RedneckDiva I shut down the contest. I am the absolute and final champion! I am the greatest, I shall reign supreme forever.
Do I get a badge for my blog? Can I make my own?

@Jesus, just one more thing, I have a horse in the sixth race at Ellis Park on Sunday. AllInOnDeputyJin. 4:1. Whaddya say?
4
Jul 27th, 2007 at 10:25 pm

That made 3 of us interested in Redneck Diva’s site. Sorry to see it shut down after I only recently found it. I had so much fun meeting the challenge. Congrats to gls from this dwarf old lady.
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Jul 28th, 2007 at 7:08 am

Sorry you are such a loser.
Bow down before me.
6
Jul 28th, 2007 at 2:35 pm

I bow down before no one (unless of course, I’m mooning them).
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Jul 28th, 2007 at 3:22 pm

Noob. You don’t know when you are in the prescence of greatness. Get back to me when you’ve logged 500 posts.
I laugh at your naivite.