Five Things I Like About the Irish

Published on July 29, 2007 in Ireland. 3 Comments

After checking Grandad’s links, I have found that the Irish:

1. Look good

2. Smell good

3. Sound good

4. Feel good

5. Taste good

Now hug and Irish person of the opposite sex and see if you don’t agree.

July 29, 2007 at 1:05 pm

Taste good? As in kissing? Or as a gastronomic treat?

We don’t really go in for canibalism here. It’s frowned on.
July 29, 2007 at 1:22 pm

You decide. But what do you do with all those tourists you shoot?
July 29, 2007 at 5:03 pm

Depends. Sometimes landfill. Sometimes a bog hole. Sometimes just leave ‘em there.

I wouldn’t eat ‘em. That wouldn’t be very polite.

I’m always polite to tourists.