If a blog contains any of these in the first paragraph, I stop reading.
- Has it been that long since I posted?
- I MAY post pictures later.
- I don’t really have anything to say.
- Associate Press article cut and pasted
- Well I almost went to (insert place here)
Thanks for the warning!
You forgot “Well, my depression is back with a vengeance…”
Abso-freakin’-lutely. Good one.
Now, I have been guilty of the first one recently! Please don’t quit hangin’ around my place!
What’s wrong with apologizing for being away? Not all pf us have the luxury of being retired and sometimes life intrudes.
The first one I see everywhere! But it has variations:
Sorry it’s been so long since I’ve posted…
I can’t believe it’s been so long…
I am so sorry I…
ETC.
You got that right…I add:
Here is a picture of my cat.
My X came by and…
I post for pay.
I can’t seem to get started today…
Life sucks.
@Redneck Diva, broken limbs get you a free pass.
@Rhea, those are all good variations on the same theme.
@Mushy, some of those cat pictures are a riot. Plus I post pictures of my dogs, so I like to look at animal pix. Your others are good.
Life sucks, if followed by something really juicy can be good!
#3 No one is that boring, are they? On second thought, if they put that in their blog, perhaps they are.
On wordpress blogs there is a little arrow that lets one browse random blogs, many blogs start that way!
White text on black makes me close fast. I just can’t read it because the words throb.