“Masses in m’ass,” Bush says. Cheney Bummed.

Bush came out of his bumoscopy OK butt lighter. He had five small polyps removed and took back the presidency from the larger growth in the oval orafice.

The doctor asked the nurse to help with the examination and she returned with a Bud Lite.  The doctor said, “I asked for a butt light.”

“I’m Going Like Sixty and will be here all week, don’t forget to tip your server.”

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“Masses in m’ass,” Bush says. Cheney Bummed. — 3 Comments

  1. I suppose there is no chance they might have removed Bush from the polyp? Put the polyp back in the White House, say I!!

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