Why I Like Dogs Better Than Many Kids

1. Eat less.

2. Don’t ask for money all the time.

3. Are easier to train.

4. Normally come when called.

5. Never ask to drive the car.

6. Don’t hang out with drug-using friends.

7. Don’t smoke or drink.

8. Don’t have to buy the latest fashions.

9. Don’t want to wear your clothes or jewelry.

10. Don’t need a “gazillion” dollars for college.

And finally…

11. If they get pregnant, you can sell their children!

Thanks Sharon.

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Why I Like Dogs Better Than Many Kids — 7 Comments

  1. And, as a parent of three teens, may I add:

    1. Don’t bombard you with their dramas.
    2. Don’t give you lip.
    3. Don’t think it’s all about them.
    4. Don’t talk about themselves every minute that they’re awake.

  2. I think #8 should be left out. Dog fashion business is making huge profits nowadays. But maybe is just their creepy owners who are at fault.

    I love all the dogs, cats, and horses in my family, but I still love human kids more. Besides, some of my pets have been known to have a beer and a smoke.

  3. None of our dogs have asked to wear rhinestones or leopard or fluorescent, or a little bow tie, yet they all do. Are we creepy because we DO buy the stuff?
    You’re creepy because you buy beer and smokes for your underage dogs.

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