That’s headline is supposed to be the “shave and a haircut, two bits” ditty. 

This time, hopefully, it isn’t as disastrous as the last. It dropped out of her pocket into the toilet for a few seconds. Grabbed it immediately, took out battery and SIM card.

We’re following this regimen of attempting to avoid having to buy a new phone

1. Get it out of the water as soon as possible.  check
2. Remove the battery. check
3. Remove your SIM card. check
4. Dry your phone. check - used blow dryer for a while
5. Allow the phone to dry  happening now - suggested she try the rice method but we don’t have any, so it won’t happen.
6. Wait. - this will be the killer - they say wait a minimum of three days, I don’t think she can do it.
7. Test your phone. I’ll get back to you.

I’m getting the feeling that somehow this will all be my fault.

UPDATE: Sim installed in old phone, so I doubt the newer Razr will get further attention.