Monthly Archive for August, 2007

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I Have Located Your 7000 Carat Diamond

Dear All readers,

I am Mr.David Abu. an Auditor of a BANK OF THE NORTH
INTERNATIONAL,ABUJA
(FCT). I have the courage to Crave indulgence for this important business
believing that you will never let me down either now or in the future. Some
years ago, an American Mining consultant/ contractor with the Nigeria National
Petroleum Corporation, reported to me that you had lost a diamond while you were inspecting the mine.

I am please toinform you have have the lost dimond in my ofice. of the Nigerian National Petroleum Corporation wrote to inform the bank
that you died without MAKING A WILL, and all attempts by the American Embassy to
trace his next of kin was fruitless. I therefore, made further investigation and
discovered that the beneficiary was you and only recently obtained American citizenship. He did not decla re any kin or relations in all his official documents, including his Bank deposit paper work.

No one will ever come forward to claim the diamond and according to
Nigerian Mining policy,

This is simple, all you have to do is to
OPEN
an account  and send me its detail for me to
arrange the proper money transfer paperwork, to pay shipping and handly an insurnce and my famioy trip to Dubai and facilitate the
transfer.The money will then be paid into this Account for us to ship the dimond. to you.

There is
no risk at all, and all the
paper work for this transaction will be done by me
using my position
and connections in th mines in Nigeria. This business
transaction is
guaranteed.And the first phase of the transfer will be ($4M.USD)
FOUR
MILLION DOLLARS as advised by our insider in the bank.If you are
interested, please reply immediately through my personal email  dogswithcones@gmail.com

sending
the
following details: (1) Your Full Name/Address (2) Your Private
Telephone/fax
Number. Please observe the utmost confidentiality, and be
rest assured that this
transaction . I look forward to your
earliest reply.
Yours,
Mr.David

Wall Street full of Analcysts, I’m Going with an Astrologer

Opinions are like bungholes, everybody’s got one. Especially when it comes to stocks and the market.

I ran across a blogger today who has a different spin than I have read before.

I don’t devote a lot of time to studying the astrology of the stock market, but here’s my take on things. First, I look at Saturn to get an overall feel for the financial mood in the sky. Saturn’s been in Leo for a little over two years, a fixed sign. It’s been periodically finding itself in opposition to Neptune in Aquarius, another fixed sign. Last year, it also found itself squaring Jupiter by sign (Jupiter was in Scorpio). Add it all up, and what you get is a lot of stuck, fixed sign action in 2006, somewhat but not completely eased through much of 2007.

Then she writes about Jupiter moving into Uranus, and Sagittarius and Virgo getting in close proximity, Pluto indicates to Goofy that things will change (or not.) Saturn will pass Chevrolet and create optimism (or not.)

I don’t plan to pull huge wads of money out of the stock market just yet myself, but I do take note of the fact that when times get economically stressful (as they inevitably do from time to time), the stock market isn’t always the best place to be. The United States is currently waging an expensive overseas war while attempting to maintain Republican tax cuts.

Oh wait, never mind, this astrologer is sounding just like your typical Wall Street Analcyst.

Read this piece of wisdom:

I’m old enough now to have learned that what goes around really does come around.

Anybody read Tarot cards?

It’s Hooka, Tooka? I Thought it was Hucka, Chucka!

iphonehacker.jpgiPhone Hacker

Hooka, tooka , iPhone hacker,
Were you called a high school slacker?
If you were a high school slacker,
Hooka, tooka, iPhone cracker.

I always thought the song lyrics were…

Hucka, chucka, soda cracker,
Does your mama chaw tabacker?

Another song lyric I’ve had wrong all these years. I need to find a .wav file and listen to this “song” again. BTW: does anybody know what the song is about?

Anyway the iPhone kid traded his phone for a sports car and three more iPhones.

The New Jersey hacker says he collaborated online with four other people, two of them in Russia, to develop the unlocking process.

He spent about 500 hours on the project since the launch on 29 June.

bull**cough**it! That may be stretching it don’t you think. But Hucka-chucka, what do I know about anything?

Ugly Jugs – I’m Easily Entertained

Thanks Mental_Floss

K8 the Gr8′s Computer Blew Up So She Writes Poetry

She is a special person. Her verse doesn’t reveals some rage that most of us would feel, but also rather the mournful wail and the pathetic revelation that we can’t blame anybody else.