Monthly Archive for September, 2007

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It’s Amazing There is ANY Procreation

Over the last forty years, women have become more unhappy and the happiness gap between men and women has widened.

(from NYT)

I would like to join every woman in America in a collective: DUH!

Men have always worked.  We decided we needed more toys and time to play with them. So we cut back on the overtime or gave up that second job needed to sustain the household and convinced our brides that if she would take a job, we would help out around the house.

We’re still trying to get back at them for that rib we gave Eve and the apple deal that got us kicked out of the garden.

Mr. Krueger, analyzing time-use studies over the last four decades, has found an even starker pattern. Since the 1960s, men have gradually cut back on activities they find unpleasant. They now work less and relax more.

Over the same span, women have replaced housework with paid work — and, as a result, are spending almost as much time doing things they don’t enjoy as in the past. Forty years ago, a typical woman spent about 23 hours a week in an activity considered unpleasant, or 40 more minutes than a typical man. Today, with men working less, the gap is 90 minutes.

Here’s how us guys helped. We bought her a microwave, dishwasher, disposal, etc. using our good credit. We bought televisions with remote control. We ate more take-out food. We got her a riding lawnmower. We took her car to the car wash and the “lube-’em-up-roll-’em-out” oil changer dudes. We added a nice deck to the house for our cook-outs.

Yeah, that helped.

It’s those damned feminists that screwed everything up.

Feminism, like all it’s Marxist cousins such as “gay rights” and “black rights,” is at its core a philosophy of envy, anger and resentment.

If we just would have put our foot down and made them keep their bras on during the ’60′s, not let them wear pants in the ’70′s, all that big hair in the 80′s, then they wouldn’t be so unhappy because they wouldn’t know better.

She Likes You, She Really Likes You

I have a great blogroll!  Grace at the gigantic blogher.com agrees.

And, thank you for pointing out your extensive blogroll. Boomer bloggers galore!

She said so in the comments.  Hooray for you!  Thanks for being so good.

NYTimes.com Design Director Needs to Read Creative Commons License

Original Post: Here’s What That Look on Your Dog’s Face Means

Removed at the request of Mr. Big Shot NYTimes.com Design Director who obviously spent countless hours and sleepless nights designing the original graphic. I changed two things: I removed the text at the top because it wasn’t legible when I reduced the graphic (but linked to the original) and changed the bottom right hand box from “Run to Khoi” (which is meaningless on my site) to “Barf on Bed” because I thought my change was funnier.

Looks like this was taken directly from my site but you’ve removed my credit and edited it without my permission. I wouldn’t have had any problem with you re-running it, but I’d prefer it if you removed this altered version. Thanks.

He obviously doesn’t practice what he preaches about the Creative Commons License which says he gives me the right to “remix” ie: alter the work.

Thanks

The Destructive Kids and Pickup Drama Continues

Summary: Step kid of Violent Acres joins up with neighbor kid and they break out windows of neighbor kids dad’s worthless beater.

He refuses generous settlement, gets drunk and tries extortion.

Violent Acres resists and brings in her heavy hitters – her insurance company. Hilarity to follow.

Meanwhile, VA, explains step – mom role and father’s role in discipline of the kid.

Note to VA: you were remarkably restrained at the gas pump woman, and I have been known to let my feeling show rather easily when I have mistreated by a servant.

I still maintain that as your final act of leaving you set his truck on fire.  The innerwebs will show you how without a trace. Those CSI shows are all fake you know.

Yeeee haaaaaa! Get ‘em!

If I Saw You In Person, This is What I Would Say

Down in the dumps? Here’s a pick me up… if you need more, refresh!

You're Great