I wish Daylight Saving Time would end tomorrow. Not because I dislike Daylight Saving Time, to the contrary, I wish Daylight Saving Time was year ’round.
But I want the clock in my car to be correct.
Right now, it’s an hour slow.
Stifle yourself. Quit chuckling. Stop shaking your head as if to say “your poor pathetic man.”
I don’t know how to change the clock in my car. There I said it.
I have pushed every button and combination of buttons I can think of. I think the number of combinations is equivalent to the number of Changs in China.
Look for the a little hole, you’re saying. I’ve poked so many holes… well you come up with an analogy and put it in the comments if you feel inspired.
Look in the manual, you’re saying now. HA! Do you know where the manual is to your car? I’m not talking about the maintenance manual, I’m talking about the operator’s manual.
You do? Well aren’t you anal!
My wife borrowed the car and her friend called and wanted to know if it was OK if she changed the clock to the correct time. “Sure.” After 10 minutes, she gave up.
Just in case, I have a Dodge Magnum. If anybody can figure out how to reset the clock, let me know.
Otherwise, I’ll wait until next Spring and take it to the dealer. I’m not proud, I’m an old fart that is supposed to be technologically challenged.






I love the Magnums.
Oh, and I would say to check the manual.
@Catch Her: Smarty-pants.
@hmmmmmmm, tempting, but no. I can’t find the DAMN MANUAL you sweet thang.
I also have an old chiming anniversary clock that used to be my mother’s. It is always off and I haven’t got a clue how to fix it. If you change the time it changes itself to a different time. It runs on batteries and when the batteries start to run down the clock starts to run down. It’s got so much sentimental value I just let it tick and chime whenever it wants.
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