- Two antennas met on a roof, fell in love and got married. The ceremony wasn’t much, but the reception was excellent.
- A jumper cable walks into a bar. The bartender says, “I’ll serve you, but don’t start anything.”
- A man walks into a bar with a slab of asphalt under his arm and says: “A beer please, and one for the road.”
- Two cannibals are eating a clown. One says to the other: “Does this taste funny to you?”
Yeah, pity’s sake, got a problem with that asshat?
That cannibal/clown joke is one of our perennial favorites. People either think it’s hysterical or think it’s completely unfunny.
Nice thing about munchkins is they don’t get tired of the same tired jokes! I’m the same way – a old joke told well is still funny.
hey, i’ll take pity! i’m not too proud to admit it either…
thanks for the visit by the way…
I thought these were cute…..funny even. Maybe I had too much sugar today.
Nah, just wierd!
Is it wrong that I did a very unglamorous and sophisticated BWAH when I read these and then said, “KIDS! Come here! I’ve got new jokes”? Because if it’s wrong, I don’t wanna be right.
LOL – and what they heard was “hey kids, come here, I’ve got new jokes FOR CHURCH!”