Oh For Pity’s Sake, There’s Room on the Web for THIS?

  • Two antennas met on a roof, fell in love and got married. The ceremony wasn’t much, but the reception was excellent.
  • A jumper cable walks into a bar. The bartender says, “I’ll serve you, but don’t start anything.”
  • A man walks into a bar with a slab of asphalt under his arm and says: “A beer please, and one for the road.”
  • Two cannibals are eating a clown. One says to the other: “Does this taste funny to you?”

You a sucker for more?

Yeah, pity’s sake, got a problem with that asshat?

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Oh For Pity’s Sake, There’s Room on the Web for THIS? — 7 Comments

  1. That cannibal/clown joke is one of our perennial favorites. People either think it’s hysterical or think it’s completely unfunny.

  2. Nice thing about munchkins is they don’t get tired of the same tired jokes! I’m the same way – a old joke told well is still funny.

  3. Is it wrong that I did a very unglamorous and sophisticated BWAH when I read these and then said, “KIDS! Come here! I’ve got new jokes”? Because if it’s wrong, I don’t wanna be right.

  4. LOL – and what they heard was “hey kids, come here, I’ve got new jokes FOR CHURCH!”