Monthly Archive for November, 2007

Evel Knievel Crashes for Real – Is Dead – a Spectacular Failure

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It wasn’t a jump over a fountain, or line of school buses, or in a rocket off a cliff that finally did in the World’s Greatest Daredevil. It was a pretty ordinary death by Evel’s standards.

Knievel had been in failing health for years, suffering from diabetes and idiopathic pulmonary fibrosis, an incurable condition that scarred his lungs. He had undergone a liver transplant in 1999 after nearly dying of hepatitis C, likely contracted through a blood transfusion after one of his bone-shattering spills.

His website reported his death today. He was 69.

Every boomer on a Spider Bike was Evel Knievel at one point or another. He wasn’t a boomer, but he sure appealed to us guys of boomer age.

What a showman, what a blowhard, what a ragdoll when he crashed.

He made his living and his reputation by failing. But he failed in spectacular fashion.

UPDATE: Blog of Hilarity has it right.

When I’d die, I’d die TO THE EXTREME! And I’d give all the credit to our friends at Mountain Dew. Dew or Die. That’s the kind of amazing product placement I give here…contact me advertisers, I have no scruples!

If I Had a Truck with a Trailer Hitch, I’d Have This

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Step on brakes and Rudolph’s target lights up and legs wave. Awesome.

Friday Five – Items with Lead to Keep Away From Kids

The ASPCA has released this list of items imported from China that contain  lots of lead.  Please keep these out of the mouths of your children:

  • Bullets
  • Helicopter Blades
  • Heroine Spoons
  • Christmas  Light Cords
  • Traffic Cones

We’re Not Gardeners So We’re Not Sure How to Tell it’s Ripe


We’re not good at growing things at our house. We do OK with the indestructible plants, philodendron and cacti and those ones with the big leaves that get real droopy but perk right up when they get water.

Now we have something growing that has to ripen. We’re not sure how to know when it’s ready.

Best Half is growing a cataract in one eye.

Do I thump her on the head occassionally? Will her skin change color? She already has brown spots.

Maybe I need to squeeze her head regularly? Will she smell differently? She doesn’t have a stem.

I think she is fully mature. Certainly more mature than I.

I guess I’ll believe the iDoc when he says her cataract is ripe. Sure would be handy if she had a little pop-out gizmo like our turkey.

This all just background to tell you one of my Mother’s favorite jokes. It is so racially insensitive it’s impossible. That didn’t stop her. Plus being PC wasn’t in full swing when she was alive, and she never forgave “the Japs” for Pearl Harbor.

Two Japanese golfers were comparing luxury cars. “Cataract?” said one. “No, Rinkin.” said the other. “Rots of Ruck.” first guy says.

Keep Me In The Dark and Call Me Mushroom

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Play this in background as you read. Going for an ambiance here, so humor me.

I like dark skies. Only at night however. I like sunlight. But I digress.

There is Dark Sky Association. I would have preferred to join the Dark Sky Cult of the Unlighted, but this will do.

The Dark Sky Association.

Here is their mission statement:

We like dark, we want to stay in the dark, we want you to be in the dark. Dark is good. It should be darker.

That’s a lie. Here is their real mission:

  1. Stop the adverse effects of light pollution on dark skies, including
    • Energy waste and the air and water pollution caused by energy waste
    • Harm to human health
    • Harm to nocturnal wildlife and ecosystems
    • Reduced safety and security
    • Reduced visibility at night
    • Poor nighttime ambiance
  2. Raise awareness about light pollution, its adverse effects, and its solutions
  3. Educate everyone, everywhere, about the values of quality outdoor lighting
  4. Help stop other threats to our view of the universe, such as radio frequency interference (RFI) and space debris

I think most of that, like most mission statements, is pretty goofy. Light pollution is harmful to human health? When I was a kid, we would hold flashlights up to each eye to see what it was like to be blind.

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Although I did burn my hand on a spotlight one time.

Maybe I need to find out what RFI is, but I know space debris isn’t a problem for me. Stop meteor showers? Sounds really expensive.

But I like dark nights.

I was raised in a town of 400 people and farm animals in Michigan. The nights were really dark. We could see the Northern Lights in the summer – that was the only time the skies weren’t dark at night.

Boy, there sure are a lot of stars.

Like most places, where I live now the big deal is to make everything as bright as possible at night. In addition to huge street lights, everything is reflective. The latest trend is for businesses to add brighter animated signs.

“Dark skies is not.” Yoda would say.

Maybe the concern toward moving green, will help the city fathers and Mother Mayor, realize that it would be a good thing to unlight some areas when renovations are made.

Yeah, like that would ever happen.

I’m going home and put up Christmas lights. Lots of ‘em. Then I shall stand at the crossroads and shake my fist at the unstarry night and curse The Thomas of Edison.

Join the Epoch of Unlight and come to the dark skies.