Adventures of old Crotchless Christina.
Apparently Christina Aguilera likes her crotchless leather chaps so much, she wants to wear them when she is sixty years old.
If it’s under the mark of respectability it’s prudish, if it’s over the mark, it’s slutty.”That’s really unfair, so I’m happy I’ve been able to express myself and be on both sides – people have loved it, hated it, been undecided, and been empowered by it.”I was only 21, and possibly when I’m 60, if I can still fit into them.
She’s expecting her first kid, and if she has a litter, no doubt Christina will want to do some remodeling or renovating “down there” by the time she reaches sixty. Luckily for her the plastic surgeons will have had lots of practice. Even today her precious parts can be fixed up if needed.
I may pitch this as a new situation comedy. Since the TV writers are on strike, the show developers don’t have much to do.
The Olden Curls. Picture Bea Arthur in crotchless chaps.