Going Like Sixty Crotchless: Christina Aguilera


Adventures of old Crotchless Christina.

Apparently Christina Aguilera likes her crotchless leather chaps so much, she wants to wear them when she is sixty years old.

If it’s under the mark of respectability it’s prudish, if it’s over the mark, it’s slutty.”That’s really unfair, so I’m happy I’ve been able to express myself and be on both sides – people have loved it, hated it, been undecided, and been empowered by it.”I was only 21, and possibly when I’m 60, if I can still fit into them.

She’s expecting her first kid, and if she has a litter, no doubt Christina will want to do some remodeling or renovating “down there” by the time she reaches sixty. Luckily for her the plastic surgeons will have had lots of practice. Even today her precious parts can be fixed up if needed.

I may pitch this as a new situation comedy. Since the TV writers are on strike, the show developers don’t have much to do.

The Olden Curls. Picture Bea Arthur in crotchless chaps.

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Going Like Sixty Crotchless: Christina Aguilera — 8 Comments

  1. Believe it or not, I have discussed this issue with my mommy blogger friends, most of whom are in their 30s. I mentioned once the appearance of some grey hairs in the Fun Zone, to which they replied all the better reason to be shaved. But at 60+? Puts one in mind of a plucken chicken. Who can decide which is worse?

  2. @Gretchen: I have no comment on the gray. Plucken Chicken sounds like a hillbilly way of saying doing the nasty dance.
    @Stepford Mom: Gretchen can do that to ya!

  3. Great news about Christina Aguilera’s world tour coming over here to Britain. I hope Leona Lewis will perform with her at the concert events over here.

  4. I love Christina Aguilera’s songs You are pretty you make a good mum hope it goes well for you and ur husband you are very lucky coz i dont have a boyfriend

  5. Christina Aguilera’s new fragrance Inspire is what I have been wishing for. I have a best friend that really loves Christina and will be a great gift for her on her upcoming birthday. Keep it up Christina!