Happy World Toilet Day

Today is World Toilet Day.
I would love to celebrate it here…

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As a good blogger you know that Thomas Crapper did not invent the flush toilet. What can I tell you about the toilet that you don’t already know? What can I tell you about the toilet that you really care about? What can I tell you about the toilet that you can tell your spouse/children/colleagues?

Here’s something you didn’t know. Castro has an artificial asshole.

Which leads to these questions:Have you:

  1. pooped in the woods?
  2. pooped in an outhouse?
  3. pooped in a chamber pot?
  4. pooped in your pants?
  5. pooped in flagrante delicto?

For other interesting G rated toilet games try here

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The Stool Recognizes the Senateturd from the Gaseous State of Confusion. The day the senate was really full of shit.

For the whole poop and nothing but the poop try these:

Stories About Poop
Intellectual Crap
Consumer Reports
Fun with Feces
Poop at the Office
Techniques
Travel Logs
The Captain’s Log
Academic Poop
Home

There’s a helluva house party planned here I understand.

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UPDATE: MR. WHIPPLE DIES ON WORLD TOILET DAY

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Happy World Toilet Day — 8 Comments

  1. My boys are going to be SO excited. Wait’ll I tell them. Sam has an imaginary friend who is a talking toilet. Sam supplies the voice, and the talking toilet complains mightily about all the big butts and the stinkiness and so on. It’s a scream.

    I have in fact pooped in the woods, but I wasn’t very happy about it. Thank God for baby wipes.

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