Today is World Toilet Day.
I would love to celebrate it here…
I would even spring for dessert:
As a good blogger you know that Thomas Crapper did not invent the flush toilet. What can I tell you about the toilet that you don’t already know? What can I tell you about the toilet that you really care about? What can I tell you about the toilet that you can tell your spouse/children/colleagues?
Here’s something you didn’t know. Castro has an artificial asshole.
Which leads to these questions:Have you:
- pooped in the woods?
- pooped in an outhouse?
- pooped in a chamber pot?
- pooped in your pants?
- pooped in flagrante delicto?
For other interesting G rated toilet games try here
For the whole poop and nothing but the poop try these:
Stories About Poop
Intellectual Crap
Consumer Reports
Fun with Feces
Poop at the Office
Techniques
Travel Logs
The Captain’s Log
Academic Poop
Home
There’s a helluva house party planned here I understand.
UPDATE: MR. WHIPPLE DIES ON WORLD TOILET DAY
My boys are going to be SO excited. Wait’ll I tell them. Sam has an imaginary friend who is a talking toilet. Sam supplies the voice, and the talking toilet complains mightily about all the big butts and the stinkiness and so on. It’s a scream.
I have in fact pooped in the woods, but I wasn’t very happy about it. Thank God for baby wipes.
I wanna live with you.
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