I may be on my way to Hollywood. This could be the life-changing moment I have been looking for.
I am thinking of become an Ass Double. Not twice the ass I am, that would be nearly impossible
Some actors don’t like to show their butts. I think Britney Spears is one. She’ll show you her vajayjay just getting out of the car, but I don’t think she has mooned anybody yet. She must have a big ole bunch of stretch marks back there.
Even though my buttocks might be better looking than Brit’s, I’m going for age appropriate.
Christopher Walken is cracking up – he’s holding auditions for a butt double for his new movie! Producers of Walken’s new movie “Five Dollars a Day” bent over backward to please their star when he refused to go along with a script that called for him to bare his 64-year-old behind. “Are they crazy? I’m an old many now! I’m not going to show my a** on screen anymore for anybody!” Walken reportedly fumed.
I be his ass double. That’s the bottom line. A good way to crack into showbiz. Oh, just insert your own bad pun… I’ve already been a butt hole about this.
I be his ass double. That’s the bottom line.
I had to laugh. I don’t think I’d say “ass” so close to “bottom”.
Hee! Our whole family loves, loves, loves ass jokes. I think you’d make a great stunt bottom for Chris Walken. In the movie “Notting Hill”, Julia Roberts, who is playing a famous actress (herself, essentially), she makes reference to making use of a stunt bottom.
@Priscilla: I’m speechless. I would love to respond to your post but anything I come up with sounds like snark. Have a nice day!
@Gretchen: I dint know that. I wonder if there are Stunt Butts? That would be different than ass double, right?
Argghh . . . I don’t even want to THINK about what stunts a bottom might be called upon to perform.
Oh let’s do! I’ll start. “The Legend of Richard Gere.”
*snort* Can ANYONE think “Richard Gere” without immediately thinking “gerbil”? Even though Snopes assures us it’s an urban legend:
http://www.snopes.com/risque/homosex/gerbil.asp
Thus: “The Legend…” I’m compassionate! We would be using an stunt butt remember?
You don’t appear speechless to me
Well for an ego-maniaciciacaal gasbag that WAS speechless. Naw, I’m going to stick with smart ass, that other term is too hard to spell.