Archive for December, 2007

After Forty Years, Why Do Cars Still Basically Suck?

The first car Nancy and I owned was a 1968 Olds Cutlass Convertible. Forty years ago. The Industrial Revolution was pretty much in full bloom. They had been designing and building cars for about twenty years on the assembly line. There were a whole bunch of car makers.

And yet, cars haven’t improved much over the past forty years. Design is pretty much the same as is engineering. There has been no breakthrough design or technology that has changed how we get from A to B.

Some of the lack of innovation is pretty petty, but generally, a car in 1968 is the same as a car in 2008.

  • They still take gasoline to run.
  • You have to have a key to start it.
  • They require lubricants and fluids to operate: some of those are petroleum based.
  • They still have tires made of rubber that wear out.
  • The internal combustion engine has had no significant design improvements.
  • Choice of paint colors has declined markedly.
  • The doors open the same way they always have.
  • A lot of metal is used to construct a car.
  • Batteries are still used to store starting power.
  • Engines still belch junk into the air.
  • Windshield defrosting, passenger heating and air conditioning are basically unchanged.
  • Pushing pedals is part of driving.
  • They don’t last longer.
  • Filters have to be changed.
  • Windshield wipers? still?

Just sayin’

UPDATE: You can now call your car and start, unlock, open trunk, open windows… best innovation from CES 2008.

UPDATE: Now that the big auto shows are over, I’m finally starting to read of some innovations -THAT ARE STILL ON THE DRAWING BOARD.

UPDATE: “A” list tech blogger says the same thing I did after he visited auto shows and CES

UPDATE: After market vehicle monitor! From your computer or phone, you can know what is going on with your car. Real time. This will be the new undercoating upcharge from your local car dealer. It should be standard equipment on all cars.

We Almost Partied Tonight - Instead We Are on Death Watch

LeClub supposedly has the best New Year’s Eve celebration in town. But we’ve never been for a variety of reasons, none of which are important.

When we got the announcement, I mentioned that we ought to think about it: as long as we could get a table as far away from the band as possible.

It went no further than that. And it’s a good thing, we are on death watch at our house.  We don’t know who’s going to puncture a lung with a broken rib from coughing first.

I have had some awesome loogies. However, I hacked them up while in bed. So they didn’t provide any entertainment value.
Nancy is sleeping in the other bedroom because we are both dying a slow death. She got meds from the Doc, I’m waiting on an iron lung.

And Grandad takes perverse pleasure in hassling the shit out of me. I’ll fix him.

I’ll die.

Well, I like it. You?

Well I like it, I like it, I like it, I like it, I la-la-like it, la-la-la, here we go-oh
Rockin’ all over the worldWell I’m gonna tell your Mama what your Daddy do
Come out of ??? dancin’ shoe, here we go-oh
Rockin’ all over the world
Ah!

The K2 WordPress Theme has a variation called Vader. I liked the looks of it and seemed pretty straightforward to change. “Theme to change, easy not.”
– Yoda

I screwed around with it for HOURS, and succumbed to the dark side and had Kirk make it so you could read the damn thing.

Vader is now Godfather.

UPDATE: Gonna have to fix that quoted text, red on black will cause seizures!






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