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I’m Just So Jealous of Any Writer Who Can Create Such Vivid Mental Pictures

Published on December 17, 2007 in Blogging.
Normally, I would staple my clitoris to a board and beat it with a hammer before watching an episode of Dr. Phil, but Dick has definitely been spicing the show up.

…Violent Acres

UPDATE:

If there really are aliens out there, I hope they smell like lavender. That way, when they invade and we have to kill them all, we can crush up their dead bodies and recycle them as potpourri.

…Jannaverse

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4 Responses to “I’m Just So Jealous of Any Writer Who Can Create Such Vivid Mental Pictures”

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  1. Gravatar Icon 1 thesavvyboomer
    Dec 17th, 2007 at 7:53 pm

    I sincerely doubt that VA has or ever had a clitoris.

  2. Gravatar Icon 2 goinglikesixty
    Dec 17th, 2007 at 8:28 pm

    I never get hung up on details.

  3. Gravatar Icon 3 Gretchen
    Dec 18th, 2007 at 11:23 am

    Damn, that really paints a picture. I feel the same way about Dr. Phil, though. Did you ever notice he looks exactly like actor Jeffrey Tambor? Have you ever seen them together? I think they’re the same person.

  4. Gravatar Icon 4 goinglikesixty
    Dec 18th, 2007 at 11:28 am

    @Gretchen: I had to Google ™ search Jeffrey Tambor. The Arrested Development Dad! Yes, separated at birth.

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