As a public service, I am providing a summary of the advantages of taking these substances in excess:

• Alcohol - Street names: booze, sauce, brews, brewski, hooch, hard stuff, juice. Alcohol depresses your central nervous system, lowers inhibitions.
• Marijuana - Street Names: blunt, grass, herb, pot, reefer, sinsemilla, smoke, weed, Mary Jane, skunk, boom, gangster, kiff, chronic, ganja, super, purple haze, dope, nederweed. Loss of coordination and distortions in the sense of time, vision and hearing; sleeplessness, reddening of the eyes, increased appetite and relaxed muscles.
• Inhalants - Street Names: poppers, whippets, laughing gas, rush. Inhalants affect the brain. They starve the body of oxygen and force the heart to beat irregularly and more rapidly.
• Ecstasy - Street Names: E, XTC, X, adam, hug, beans, clarity, lover’s speed, love drug. The stimulant effects of drugs like Ecstasy enable the user to dance for long periods.
• Cocaine - Street Names: coke, crack, flake, rocks, snow, charlie, sniff. Cocaine causes a short-lived intense high.
• Street Names: acid, cid, blotter, heavenly blue, microdot, purple heart, California sunshine, tab, dots. LSD is still one of the most potent mood-changing chemicals. A tiny amount can produce 12 hours or more of effects.

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