Cate had a problem. She was naked and trimming her toenails and dropped the clippers. She didn’t want to pick them up so she had her husband do it.

so i grabbed the honkin’ industrial sized toe nail clippers, perched my foot up on the toilet seat and proceeded to clip.

I used to be able to do that. Put my foot on the toilet seat and see my toes. I think I still could, but I’d have to hold my breath because of excess compression of my lower abdomen.

I commented that I was jealous. She thought I was kidding. So please pay her a visit and tell her that her own pee is not toxic.