There would have been so many advantages if Jesus was born in June.
- Instead of Irving Berlin, we would be listening to The Beach Boys
- Longer nights to save energy on lights outside
- No travel delays because June is a light travel month
- The malls aren’t crowded
- Thanksgiving gets a better shake
- Steaks on the grill instead of turkey
- Kids born on December 25 get a real birthday
- Sandy beaches instead of snowy driveways
- New Year’s Day would be more fun
- Jews would be happier. Hanukkah top billing
- No more Frosty
- Credit card statements wouldn’t come when taxes are due. Weren’t Joseph and Mary on their way to pay taxes?
- Everybody can just GO OUTSIDE
- Salvation Army bell-ringers would be warmer
- Bikinis and Speedos
I hope the second coming is in June, it would be so much easier.
A hearty AMEN to the “Everybody can just GO OUTSIDE” one. I swear to you, my children may not survive to see the new year. They are driving me batsh*t - how did I stay at home all those years??????? Of course, this probably has nothing to do with the fact that we were just iced in without power for a week just weeks ago AND the fact that I’ve been at death’s door this last week….Nah, nothing to do with it at all.
I’ve read a lot of blogs on Christmas Day that express the same thought - about adults.
And they were healthy.
Good lord, man, you had me at steaks on the grill.
@Scotty: yum, and beer instead of egg nog?