Friday Five – Enjoying the Changing Colors of My Body’s Fluids

I’m tired of the color of the stuff that comes out of my body on a regular basis. I need an upgrade. Here’s what I’m thinking as far as changing the color of my Pee, Poop, Sweat, Snot, and Spit. Otherwise known as the Sixty Five.

Pee: Orange – hunter orange! Not “orangeish.”

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Poop: A lovely blue-green Mr. Fabulous accomplished this. Once he works out not having to deal with a blue tongue, it’s a go.

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BTW: Memorable movie line: Well Pilgrim only after you eat the peanuts of out my shit.

UPDATE: # 2 BESTSELLER: WHAT YOUR POO CAN TELL YOU. 

Sweat: Green – pastel/lime green. This guy did it, but doctors aren’t sure how. Once they figure it out, he’s got a gold mine.

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Snot: Work in a coal mine, you’ll get the blackest snot (and the blackest lungs.)

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Spit: not chaw, that’s too gross and I would puke anyway. I remember seeing a guy with a white beard with a brown stain right where the string of juice would hit.

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Bad, bad image.

I think I would like a nice purple.

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