Resolutions are for wimps. Usually only a couple vague promises are made without consequences if they are broken.
This is a forecast of five things that will, without fail, happen to me during 2008.
- I will become a star.
- Unanticipated blood loss.
- Someone will call me Mr. Fenster and I will answer.
- The diagnosis will be complete and accurate.
- I will perform an act of civil disobedience.
Is there ever anticipated blood loss?
You’re married right? That may not stop you, but certainly you noticed!
Do you anticipate how you might have this unanticipated blood loss?
Oh, and if you do call the Martha Stewart police on me perhaps they’ll take pity and send Martha over for a home makeover! Now that would be nice even though I have to admit to not being a big fan of Martha!
@Linda? How can I put this gently? If I anticipated it… oh never mind, your head is Holiday Fried I guess.
Martha would put you in detention. They you would have to clean up after. Martha scares me.
For some reason, I’m now completely depressed. Well, except about the part where you’ll become a star – unless of course, you’re forecasting your impending death and you mean you’ll soon be in the heavens watching over us all.
Yep, I’m completely depressed. Thanks, buddy. Happy farking New Year to you, too. Phttthttt.
It would amazing if all those events were related – I really didn’t think of it that way.