The Goodumalguinchicpheparsquacock

 Nancy decided that she would do a 20 lb. Turkey for the two of us for Christmas so we would be comatose by dark and she wouldn’t have to cook for a week.

Turducken? Bah… check this out:


  1. Turkey with:
  2. goose
  3. duck
  4. mallard (isn’t that  duck too?)
  5. guinea fowl
  6. chicken
  7. pheasant
  8. partridge
  9. squash
  10. woodcock

The Goodumalguinchicpheparsquacock.

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The Goodumalguinchicpheparsquacock — 6 Comments

  1. Odd. I thought pheasants were a lot bigger than that. I do enjoy the panorama of poultry, though. Enjoy your turkey and the ensuing coma.

  2. Pheasants are all feathers. And I have no idea what friggin’ squash looks like with feathers or fur or whatever. I left out 11 and 12 because that would have screwed up the order of insertion, and I didn’t want to fix it. Lazy ass.