Things I Know from Reading Blogs

Things I know from slogging the blogs recently. Wish I would have thought to keep the links. Well, you’ll just have to trust me. It’s on the Arapanet.

  • If you put a camera flash up to your nostril and flash it in a totally dark room, other people can look in your ear and can see your eardrums light up.
  • Their are nine states with the letters B, U, S, H, in their names the rest have D, O, P, E, in them.
  • The left side of a river is always lower than the right because of the earth’s rotation.
  • Kidney donors are urged to drink light beer before donating.
  • Dreams about victory aren’t.
  • Habeas Corpus means Here’s Your Corpse in West Virginia
  • Pennies aren’t worth keeping.
  • Nickels aren’t worth keeping.
  • Foreskin isn’t worth keeping.
  • Guys named Buddy usually aren’t.
  • Social anxiety is the reason dark haired children learn to ride bikes later.
  • Boyfriend bingo is not popular east of the Mississippi.
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