Why Wasn’t Jesus Born in June?


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There would have been so many advantages if Jesus was born in June.

  • Instead of Irving Berlin, we would be listening to The Beach Boys
  • Longer nights to save energy on lights outside
  • No travel delays because June is a light travel month
  • The malls aren’t crowded
  • Thanksgiving gets a better shake
  • Steaks on the grill instead of turkey
  • Kids born on December 25 get a real birthday
  • Sandy beaches instead of snowy driveways
  • New Year’s Day would be more fun
  • Jews would be happier. Hanukkah top billing
  • No more Frosty
  • Credit card statements wouldn’t come when taxes are due. Weren’t Joseph and Mary on their way to pay taxes?
  • Everybody can just GO OUTSIDE
  • Salvation Army bell-ringers would be warmer
  • Bikinis and Speedos

I hope the second coming is in June, it would be so much easier.

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