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Dang, I’m gonna have to get me some of that HGH stuff. Am I too late? What if I don’t already have rock-hard abs? Will it give me some? Is this why Tina Turner continues to look so great? She’s a babe! I want long legs like hers. Wait… I’m only 5′2″. I don’t think HGH can give me long legs.
@me again: LOL, no, I don’t think HGH can make you taller, but there is a surgery that will do it.
I never realized i had so much to look forward to in retirement!
@VintageP: get outta here with that retirement talk, whut are ya, rich?
no; retirement talk for me falls in the category called “wishful thinking”, which is a step beyond “optimism”.
@VintageP: I’m in the same club - and we have a huge membership. You can be entertainment director. I have curmudgeon covered.
Waxing? I shudder to think. Ditto HGH.
Mooning? Been there, done that. Never been busted for it though. While I was doing college radio one of our favorite pranks was to do a pressed ham or pressed boobs against the glass walls of the broadcast booth while another deejay was on-air.
Smoking? Been there, done that too — although I did always say I would spend my dotage in a rocking chair on the front porch smoking pot all day long. At that point, who cares how many brain cells you kill?
Obeying traffic laws: I am a total weenie about that. I do the speed limit, signal all my turns even in parking lots, and seldom change lanes.
@Gretchen: I want to party with you. Nothing you say surprises me, but I always chuckle. You mooned and flashed when everything was in great shape. My moonage will make people puke in their mouths a little.