Disasterous Asterous Is Not Past Us

It’s things like this that give conspiracy theorists a bad name.

THE asteroid won’t arrive until Tuesday.

The closest approach is expected to be at 3:33 a.m. ET.

The asteroid TU24 is one of an estimated 7,000 so-called near-Earth objects.

An actual collision of a similar-size object with Earth occurs on average every 37,000 years.

Spotted in October by the NASA-funded Catalina Sky Survey in Arizona, TU24 is estimated to be 500 to 2,000 feet long.

If you can’t tust a conspiracy theorist to get the DATE right, let alone the time, why bother?

I will go to bed tonight and sleep well, knowing that I am safe as long as I have my tin-foil hat on.

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13 Responses to “Disasterous Asterous Is Not Past Us”


  1. Gravatar Icon 1 Richard Longwood
    Maybe I can get some from the old lady tonight!
  2. Gravatar Icon 2 Nancy
    Hmm….great idea! Maybe I can get some from the old man tonight. HA! Fat chance of that. LOL
  3. Gravatar Icon 3 nessa
    Maybe we could catch a ride on it and go to heaven.
  4. Gravatar Icon 4 goinglikesixty
    @Richard: Dying man’s last wish.
    @nessa: Sounds like you need to talk to your old man.
  5. Gravatar Icon 5 Mr. Fabulous
    You have a tin foil hat too? Aren’t they just the BEST?
  6. Gravatar Icon 6 The Absurdist
    Is this the same asteroid that they were talking about that it will hit the earth in one billion years? Or a different one?
  7. Gravatar Icon 7 goinglikesixty
    @The Absurdist: I’m focusing on near term, didn’t you hear? there is a school bus headed our way! Now you tell me there is another aster-blaster? Tell me more.
  8. Gravatar Icon 8 goinglikesixty
    @Mr. Fab: Isn’t the one I wear all the time (shown on Never Convicted page) tin foil? What’s your’s look like?
  9. Gravatar Icon 9 Queen of Shake Shake
    Oh goodie. I still have time to go max out my credit card.

    Convertible T-bird…here I come!

  10. Gravatar Icon 10 goinglikesixty
    @Queen of Shake Shake: now you’re talking excellent idea - and excellent choice, as long as it’s a two seater T-bird. Red? or Girly Blue?
  11. Gravatar Icon 11 Queen of Shake Shake
    RED mister!

    Girly blue is for girls without balls.

  12. Gravatar Icon 12 goinglikesixty
    @Queen of Shake Shake: attaboy.
  13. Gravatar Icon 13 lotgk
    Missed it by that much….
    I was right about the Kennedy assassination conspiracy however.

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