I signed up over a year ago, and immediately it created a problem in our house when I started getting email from various young things willing to do various things for and to me. Try as I might, I couldn’t convince Nancy that these were just spam messages and nothing that I had instigated.
So I turned off all the notifications and communications, but never could exactly figure out how to cancel the account.
So I did. If you want to join in because:
1. You rarely log in to Myspace except to delete spam friend requests from nude webcam girls.
2. You spend five minutes writing a wall post only to hit an error message when you try to post it because of all the website glitches.
3. You’re a girl who constantly gets marriage proposals from random men in the middle east.
4. You visit someone’s Myspace profile only to suddenly have music start blasting out of your speakers. Bonus points if it happens to you while you’re at work.
… and more.
Log in, go to account settings, look for cancel my account and follow the five steps necessary to actually fully cancel your account – including responding to an email.
Don’t forget, when Myspace.com asks for the reason you are quitting: your website sucks.