It must have it the other Earth not this one.
Monthly Archive for January, 2008
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For blog post ideas I’ll subscribe to one of the WordPress tag RSS feeds. I don’t read them everyday, so sometimes the feed list will be a couple hundred, many of them foreign language or photo blogs.
Here’s a tip for buzzing through them in a hurry.
Launch Pandora.com to play in the background, then put on some energy techno electronic industrial trip hop music.
Using Google ™ feed, you can use the “J” key to tap to the beat of the music.
You can easily do hit 100 in a a couple minutes.
Here are blogs titles that I blow by in a nanosecond:
- Foreign Language
- Photos
- Sorry I Haven’t Blogged
- My New Blog
- Why I Chose WordPress
- News
- Politics
- Religion
- Penguins
Every nanosecond saved by buzzing by those blogs can add up to where I actually might spend a full second on a post before “starring it” for possible use or moving on.
If you need some help choosing your music, here ya go:
- October’s Child
- Playing With Yen
- I Will Survive
- Give Up The Funk
- Resurrection
That should give you enough beat to go through about 500 posts in 10 minutes. Now you know how I get such high quality ideas.
As has been pointed out, if you are reading this in the Central Time Zone of the United States, we are scheduled to get blown to bits this evening at 10 p.m.
If you are reading this from anyplace else but the United States, I really don’t care about you because God likes America best.
God Bless America.
If the facts don’t fit the theory, change the facts. — Albert Einstein
My last bits of knowledge for you:
- There is no female equivalent to manning. There is no female equivalent to Manning.
- Zorro means “fox.” He was a left wing nut job. Update – link is dead
- This was a really dumb idea.
An asteroid will hit the earth Monday. Because of the enormous impact earth will be knock off it’s axis. Developing a wobble like a overfed rooster in a high wind, earth will look like a crepe without strawberries, but with a drizzle of chocolate and powdered sugar.
Here is more stuff you need to know.
- The new DVD format was to be called Blew Ray, but Mrs. Ramone would not sign a waiver for the use of her image on the disc. Blue Man Group blows, so a deal was struck with them. The format is Blu-ray.
- Bcco Pb Pl is Bacco Par Baked Plain according to bakery workers at Kroger. Since they were Kentucky women, par could mean power. However, upon further retrospection and refraction, we decided Pb is pre-baked. We are suspicious of Bacco, because the company owned bakery is called Country Oven.
- It’s always better to have a free bottle in front of me than a prefrontal lobotomy.
- Sarah Tonin used to be depressed. When she consulted with her Shaman he told her “give peas a chance.” She did and felt pretty average. She gave the teacher a gift of love. His response: “Peas don’t please the Shaman.” She is now working at Taco Bell.
- Nubian Kings ruled Egypt for 75 years. Nobody noticed because they all look alike.
