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Breaking News: Barbaro Glue Launch Cancelled

Roy and Gretchen Jackson, the owners of 2006 Kentucky Derby winner Barbaro, have chosen to bury the racehorse at Churchill Downs. The market for three legged horse racing just isn’t what it used to be and Elmer’s has seen a fall off in demand for glue.

Still Explaining Anatomy to 38 Year Old Daughter

My daughter is voting for Obama in Florida today. She didn’t get this joke… I guess that’s a good thing that she didn’t get it? UPDATE: here’s her interpretation: oh..I thought it meant don’t judge them by whether they have a penis or not.  Now I’m thinking I’m the one that didn’t get it. I thought it referred [...]

Disasterous Asterous Is Not Past Us

It’s things like this that give conspiracy theorists a bad name. THE asteroid won’t arrive until Tuesday. The closest approach is expected to be at 3:33 a.m. ET. The asteroid TU24 is one of an estimated 7,000 so-called near-Earth objects. An actual collision of a similar-size object with Earth occurs on average every 37,000 years. Spotted in October by the [...]





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