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::: ACCESS DENIED ~ NOT RECOGNIZED NEWS MEDIA:::ACCESS DENIED:::ORDER OF U.S.A.F.

Published on February 29, 2008 in Baby Boomer. 3 Comments

YOU ARE NOT ALLOWED TO ACCESS THIS BLOG.

This blog has been censored by the U.S. Air Force as authorized by the Cyber Command Squad.

If you are a flyboy, you can’t read this blog. Flygirls can’t either.

The Air Force is tightening restrictions on which blogs its troops can read, cutting off access to just about any independent site with the word “blog” in its web address.

At least one senior Air Force official calls the squeeze so “utterly stupid, it makes me want to scream.

All blogs are being monitored and reviewed for suitable viewing by Air Force personnel who obviously cannot make an intelligent judgment without us looking over their shoulder.

And as we all know, all blogs are bad!

“When I hear stuff this utterly stupid, it makes me want to scream…. Piles of torn out hair are accumulating around my desk as we speak,” one senior Air Force official writes in an e-mail. “I’m certain that by blocking blogs for official use, our airmen will never, ever be able to read them on their own home computers, so we have indeed saved them from a contaminating influence. Sorry, didn’t mean to drip sarcasm on your rug.”

I think I know now why everybody’s Technorati rating has been dropping like bombs! It’s the Air Force’s show of strength to protect our homeland.

Friday Five: It’s a Pandemic. Medical Malfunctions I’ll Never Have to Worry About

Published on February 29, 2008 in Friday Five and Health. 3 Comments

An Eye for a Tooth -
- The blind man is able to see again with the help of his son’s tooth.
Girl (!) allergic to water -
- When Ashleigh gets wet her body explodes in sore, itchy red lumps that take about two hours to ease.
Girl has period eleventy billion times -
- Wow, it will be nice when I stop feeling like a bitchy whinefestering complainathon.
Putting nettles up your nose helps allergies -
- For people interested in gathering their own wild nettle it bears mentioning that they must wear long-sleeved shirts and gloves.”
My Fluffy Summer Brain -
- I wonder if all of the anguish and failures of the last few years have knocked the intelligence out of me?

We’re Gonna Make the Moon Go Boomer!

Published on February 29, 2008 in Technology. 6 Comments

When the lunar eclipse occurred recently a lot of bloggers were rather excited about it. My comment was, seen one, seen them all. I added that if they shot a missle at the moon and made an explosion THAT would be fun.

My bloggin’ to NASA’s noggin.

Lookie! NASA is going to launch TWO missles at the moon and explode them.

The Earth-on-moon violence may raise eyebrows, but NASA’s history shows that such missions can yield extremely useful scientific observations.”I think that people are apprehensive about it because it seems violent or crude, but it’s very economical,” said Tony Colaprete, the principal investigator for the mission at NASA’s Ames Research Center in Moffett Field, Calif.

Now you know that real men are still in charge at NASA. If we can’t land people on the moon, then let’s shoot rockets at it to explode.

And, AND, they are gonna have a craft orbit the moon to send back video for YouTube.

This is gonna be fun.