While poking around in a file the other day, I found a signature that I had made up from some website. I thought I’d go back to the site and see I could come up with something a little more masculine.
Here are the ones I like.
It’s fun, there are 120 fonts, different angles, differerent colors AND for $19.95 your signature can be animated. Isn’t that nifty? spiffy swell kewl?
I think I like #2 the best of the five. But no, am I not spending my hard earned Google ™ (Hi Sergey and Brin) bucks on animating it like John did.
Speaking of nify, spiffy, swell, and kewl. Didja know that Shakespeare wrote a lot, but didn’t sign anything, well hardly. It’s not like he had Papa Ratzi following him and he didn’t participate in book fairs or Grand Openings of Books a Million.
There are six of his signatures in existence. $3 million. The most rare is for a prescription of mycoxaflopin.
If music be the food of love, play on.
A man’s only as old as the woman he feels.










Animated signatures are distracting. The only thing worse than those is on the mommy message boards where these broads have these six-inch-tall photo signatures with calligraphy and pictures of their kids. I say go subtle.
OK…another shameless plug.
I’ll be interviewing actor-comedian and fellow baby boomer Michael Winslow on Monday on my internet radio show. http://www.blogtalkradio.com/passions
Remember him from the Police Academy movies and the Geico commercial?
@ Gretchen: Goth! Oh I got lots of black shirts. Black is slimming you know.
@Kirk M.: You prefer an X, probably???
@Beverly: That’s deep. Should I get my waders?