Hey guys, giving you the advantage of almost 40 Valentine’s Days with the same woman.
There are of course exceptions to every rule, but generally speaking, you should avoid shopping at these stores for Valentine’s Day:
- AutoZone - save those fuzzy dice and steering wheel cover for Easter.
- Adult book store - the same stuff is available from Avon or
that place in the mall with the raunchy stuff. (ToTS attack.)Spencers. Don’t buy the video, rent it. - Seven-11 - their flowers are overpriced. Buy the beer for her for Memorial Day.
- eHarmony.com
- Weight Watchers



Now you know why Wally thinks I’m the bestest wife evah!
LMAO!
Don’t ever buy her a new replacement toilet seat. Not even if she’s asked that the old one be replaced. Not even if it’s one of those soft ones.
Early on it was made clear that I should never buy anything useful for any gift giving occasion. LOL your try.