This dorky dipwad who wanders around NYC is a public nuisance and menace and should be forced to perform in costume at a Harlem bus stop.
He is suing the beloved M&M candies because he says they stole his costume.
That Mr. Big-Hat-Small-Penis is an American dandy honored by Americas best candy.
If this isn’t halted our other icons will be under attack.
Concerning the lawsuit: See the crap plaintiffs’ lawyers cause just to make a buck? Thank God Ben and I are on the defense side, otherwise I’d have to shoot myself from guilt by association.
We’re money poor because of our kids and because we’re both basically lazy — otherwise I’d have finished law school, Ben would work 60-hour weeks and we’d both be partners in big law firms.
And I totally agree with the bus stop plan.
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