And finally, British pig farmers have adapted Tammy Wynette’s country classic, “Stand By Your Man” in order to save the UK’s ailing pork industry.
“Stand by your ham,” runs the chorus. “Sausages, pork and bacon/Help us stay in business/Because our pigs are worth it/Stand by your ham.”
Although I suppose if I’d only STOOD by Ben’s ham, I wouldn’t have so many kids.