This is probably the easiest grand I will ever pick up.

Kyrgyz rights activists will offer a prize of up to $1,000 in a contest for the ‘best song’ to protest against the presence of U.S. troops in the Central Asian republic, the event’s organizer said.

It’s so obvious:

Kzrgyz bkyul, Kzrgyz zpolul!

Yogzykl, Yogzykl staulzjkbwe twyze prazgul gogge.

Americanski forkezyou, Americanski reverseiston.

Ltylezge, ltylezge
Kyrgyzstan!