Grossness is in the eye of the beholder. But I think there is a level of grossness to each of these acts that we can all agree upon. Correct?
Gross things I will do:
- Let the dog lick my face – sometimes with a little “in-the-mouth” action.
- Pick my nose – but I always wipe it on a tissue.
- Crap on an airplane – tied with convenience store for filthy
- Snuff loogies and spit – I can usually get good distance because of the viscosity.
- Clean up barf – did you know if you smile it will reduce your gag reflex?
Yeah, we take puppy kisses at our house. Horrifies my mother-in-law, who is convinced the kids will die from it. “But those dogs lick their BOTTOMS!”
I will have to try the barf trick, because we sure clean up enough of it. An even better trick is to just make your spouse do the honors.
@Gretchen: at this time in our lives, it’s her barf!
Ewwwwwwwww … Gross alright … except the doggy kisses on the cheek now and then. Ya made me shudder.
@Edna: Oh, I get tongued in the ears and nostrils pretty regularly. Our little Morkie has a tongue that can really do the job in those areas.
Derby is great for high-volume and speed licking on forehead and neck.