Free Breakfast Burritos at McDonald’s today and tomorrow. Gotta buy a drink.
Monthly Archive for February, 2008
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It will be a year on March 28, that I started blogging. I think that is long enough pretending that I am not a vile reprobate with nothing to complain about.
My mantra has been No Politics, Few Rants, Attempted Humor.
I’m thinking on 3/28 – one year from my first post – it will be No Politics, Few Rants, Attempted Humor (when convenient.)
We’ll see. I probably will feel differently once the sun comes out and the Redbuds and the white flowering trees (I forget what they are called) bloom again and leaves appear.
So don’t hold me to that vile reprobate deal, K?
Pick up tailgates are used for sitting a lot.
I read today about Tale Gator signing a deal with Ford to provide branded Tale Gators.
The Tale Gator is the only comfortable two-seater product of its kind specifically created and designed to fit the back of most pickup trucks. Lightweight (approximately 6 lbs.), fitted with beverage and food compartments, and easy to install, the TaleGator is the ideal product for tailgaters, hunters, picnickers, campers, construction workers, or anyone requiring comfortable seating while outside of their pickup.
That’s pretty cool. I don’t own a pickemuptruck, but I always enjoy seeing a good idea come to the market – especially when it seems clever and needed.
I was wrong. It was a great idea – but really poorly executed.
The first part he made for his truck was a real hit with all his friends and became a subject of considerable conversation and interest with all who saw this product. A common reaction was “Why did I not think of this”.
Yeah, that’s a quote: “Why did I not think of this.” Where do people talk like this?
Can’t you picture it now? Dude hauls out his prototype and all his Budweiser Buddies just love it. “Wale, hell yeah, y’all could sell it!” “Heck fire. Thad sell better ‘n fried mustang on stick.” “That’s just slicker than a neon injun.” And a company was borned.
It’s cheap enough: about fifty bucks plus shipping. But look at it! What do you gain from buying it other than a couple of cup holders? That’s supposed to be more comfortable that plopping your big ole butt on the tailgate? And who sits their Bud down when sitting on a tailgate anyway?
Do you think they know that it’s tailgate and not Tale Gate?
This looks like a lot more fun. Put ice in it and got the worlds largest cooler. Notice the fountain! Awesome!
This is probably the easiest grand I will ever pick up.
Kyrgyz rights activists will offer a prize of up to $1,000 in a contest for the ‘best song’ to protest against the presence of U.S. troops in the Central Asian republic, the event’s organizer said.
It’s so obvious:
Kzrgyz bkyul, Kzrgyz zpolul!
Yogzykl, Yogzykl staulzjkbwe twyze prazgul gogge.
Americanski forkezyou, Americanski reverseiston.
Ltylezge, ltylezge
Kyrgyzstan!
- Can’t eat Beef,
Mad cow…
- Can’t eat chicken,
bird flu…
- Can’t eat eggs,
Salmonella…
- Can’t eat pork,
fears of trichinosis…
- Can’t eat fish,
heavy metals…
- Can’t eat fruits and veggies,
insecticides and herbicides…
I believe that leaves Chocolate!!!!!!!!
Remember – - – “STRESSED” spelled backwards! is ” DESSERTS ”
Send this to four people and you will lose 2 pounds.
Send this to everyone you know (or ever knew), and you will lose 10 pounds.
(If you delete this message, you will gain 10 pounds immediately.)
Hey PETA: I don’t care if Mars does test on rodents. They all need to die anyway and what a way to go. OD on chocolate.
